Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
JAMES THURBERHistory is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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