I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
JAMES THURBERLove is what you’ve been through with somebody.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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