Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
JAMES THURBERLove is what you’ve been through with somebody.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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