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James Joyce

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial.
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Funny
Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not.
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Family Love Mom World
Time is, time was, but time shall be no more.
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End Time
Fall if you will, but rise you must.
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Fall Inspirational One Liner Rise
Think you’re escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.
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Escape Home Inspirational Life Run
Shakespeare is the happy hunting ground of all minds that have lost their balance.
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Balance Happiness Hunt Lost Mind
Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was true to life. Well then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look at it.
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Death Life Philosophy True
There is no heresy or no philosophy which is so abhorrent to the church as a human being.
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Atheist Philosophy Religion
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.
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Difficult Men Religion Woman
All fiction is autobiographical fantasy.
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Fantasy Fiction
Ask no questions and you’ll hear no lies.
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Funny Lying
God made food; the devil the cooks.
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Devil Food God Human
Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!
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Availability Drinking Masturbation Sex
The pleasures of love lasts but a fleeting but the pledges of life outlusts a lifetime.
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Life Love
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
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Fall Light Music
Men are governed by lines of intellect – women: by curves of emotion.
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Curves Emotion Government Intellectual Men

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