That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
J. D. SALINGERYou can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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