I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
J. D. SALINGERYou can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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People never notice anything.
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