All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. SALINGERYou can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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