All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. SALINGERYou can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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