Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERYou’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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