You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
J. D. SALINGERThe mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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People never notice anything.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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