I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGERI am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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