Mothers are all slightly insane.
J. D. SALINGERGrand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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