You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
J. D. SALINGERWe are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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