If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
J. D. SALINGERThe fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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