I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERThe fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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People never notice anything.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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