Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
J. D. SALINGERThe fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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