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A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds, it makes ice.

Homer

I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.
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Change Guess People Quick
A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time.
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Enjoyment Experience Man Suffering Time Travel
I detest that man, who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks forth another.
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Depth Heart Hide Man Speak
Any moment might be our last.
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Death Life Moments One Liner
Go on with a spirit that fears nothing.
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Fear Inspirational One Liner Spirit
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man’s hour is come, be he brave or be he coward, there is no escape for him when he has once been born.
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Born Brave Come Coward Escape Hurry Man Time
He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings.
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Human Nature Lie Truth
If you serve too many masters, you’ll soon suffer.
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Inspirational Master Serve Suffering
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
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Sleep Time
Some things you will think of yourself, some things God will put into your mind.
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God Mind Thinking Yourself
Trying is the first step toward failure.
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Business Failure One Liner Step Try
Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other’s good, and melt at other’s woe.
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Glow Goodness Heart Inspirational Learning Melt Teaching Time
Have patience, heart.
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Heart One Liner Patience
It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.
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Blame Children Expect Father
There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible – magic to make the sanest man go mad.
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Heat Irresistible Love Lover Mad Magic Man Rush Whisper
Empty words are evil.
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Empty Evil Feeling One Liner

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds, it makes ice.

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