A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. MENCKENA man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. MENCKENThe final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
H. L. MENCKENPeople do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
H. L. MENCKENThe best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. MENCKENFree speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
H. L. MENCKENLaws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
H. L. MENCKENLove is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
H. L. MENCKENThe urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
H. L. MENCKENDon’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
H. L. MENCKENThe only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
H. L. MENCKENWhen somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
H. L. MENCKENEvery normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. MENCKENMost people want security in this world, not liberty.
H. L. MENCKENMorality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
H. L. MENCKENThere are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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