Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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