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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Birthday Live Old Problem
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Army Contradiction Intelligence Military One Liner
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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