A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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