Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
GLENN BECKWhat is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy?
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By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
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Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.
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There are Marxists and there are people that are socialists. But the label of Marxist takes on a whole new meaning. Even socialist for a while took on a whole new meaning.
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The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.
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I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don’t know if you’re really welcome in the Democratic Party, and I don’t even know who the Republican Party is anymore. I have absolutely no idea.
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We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be “empathetic,” not blind.
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I feel like the world of Blade Runner makes more sense than this one.
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Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.
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I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn’t kill anybody!
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Following the herd is fine, until they all run off the side of a cliff together.
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I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.
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There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that’s all about politics? Disturbing.
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For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you’ve broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let’s not make it four; thou shalt not kill.
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Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
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When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.
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