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We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.
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President Revolution Two
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
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Believe Conservatives Should Way
I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.
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Country Dad Guy People
Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.
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Islamic Marine Pirate
Americans also don’t need to be taught how to give. We don’t need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable.
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Care Giving Needs
America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.
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Country Daddy Judging People
I don’t belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.
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Feels Something Want
I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn’t kill anybody!
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Gun Surprise Weekend
Progressivism is the cancer in America, and it is eating our Constitution. It was designed to eat the Constitution, to progress past the Constitution.
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Cancer Country Past People
This is the disease in America. It’s not just spending. It’s not just taxes. It’s not just corruption. It is progressivism. And it is in both Parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.
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Corruption Party Republican
What’s amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for – special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything.
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Anything Oil Say Special
Money doesn’t talk. It screams.
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Money People Scream Talk
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.
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Children Retirement Teacher
Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
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Government Names Party
Don’t fall into the trap of believing so deeply in your own ideology that you cannot even see the flaws in it.
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Believe Fall Flaws
I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don’t know if you’re really welcome in the Democratic Party, and I don’t even know who the Republican Party is anymore. I have absolutely no idea.
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Democratic Ideas Party People

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