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Glenn Beck

Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
GLENN BECK

Fall Lunch Strength
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don’t want to step on any mines.
GLENN BECK

Mines Steps Tiptoes Want
Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however.
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Als Country Jew People Tactics
Money doesn’t talk. It screams.
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Money People Scream Talk
You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
GLENN BECK

Demons Inner Moral Speak
I’m not interested in breaking news. I’m interested in telling the story of what’s going on and then trying to figure it out.
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News Stories Trying
Not a chance. I don’t know what Sarah (Palen)’s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don’t think that I would be electable.
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Desire Thinking Zero
You never fully appreciate what you had until you don’t have it anymore
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Anymore Appreciate Care Until
America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.
GLENN BECK

Country Daddy Judging People
By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
GLENN BECK

Four Men Way
I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.
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Birth Issues Thinking
I still think that it’s time for something that reflects the American people.
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People Stills Thinking
I wasn’t just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things and asking if this view was consistent with that view.
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Asking Choices Views
Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
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Date Due Girl Wrecks
The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.
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Brightest Darkest Light Shadow
I’ve kind of come to a place to where I don’t really condemn anyone for what their conscience tells them to do because I’m not happy with my choice that I’m making personally on, you know, not voting for somebody that I think can win.
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Thinking Voting Winning

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