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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

Glenn Beck

We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.
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President Revolution Two
What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.
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Body Feelings Transformation
I don’t belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.
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Feels Something Want
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don’t want to step on any mines.
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Mines Steps Tiptoes Want
I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.
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Country Dad Guy People
Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn’t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.
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Ability Calling Giving Looks
I come to the table from a conservative or libertarian point of view, and I admit that. I’m a commentator. I’m not a journalist or anything else.
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Libertarian Tables Views
They [Democrats in Congress] believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You’re going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.
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Believe May Warning
You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it.
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Complaining Life Realizing
Not a chance. I don’t know what Sarah (Palen)’s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don’t think that I would be electable.
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Desire Thinking Zero
It is really – one of the things in it that I heard yesterday in his testimony that I thought was disturbing was this – what did he call it? – a massive persuasion campaign. That sounded a little bit like Goebbels or Gore-bels.
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Campaigns Littles Yesterday
I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.
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Communication Justice Running
The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.
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Happens Moments Worry
The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.
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Brightest Darkest Light Shadow
Defeat anger, stop using it as a shield against truth, and you will find the compassion you need to forgive the people you love.
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Anger Compassion People
Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
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Date Due Girl Wrecks

Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

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