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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

Glenn Beck

Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn’t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.
GLENN BECK

Ability Calling Giving Looks
When you’re true to yourself – not the audience that reads about me in the newspaper or sees a clip someplace, but the audience that actually comes and watches, just like Oprah – they get to know you and they sense something genuine.
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Newspapers True Watches Yourself
Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
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Government Names Party
Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
GLENN BECK

Date Due Girl Wrecks
People aren’t happy unless they buy stuff, and that’s because we have become this industrialized nation.
GLENN BECK

Nations People Stuff
What’s the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.
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Differences Gun Revolution
I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.
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Birth Issues Thinking
I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: ‘If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?’
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Believe Differences Pocket
God takes attendance every day.
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Attendance Day Every
I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. “I hate you,” I said softly.”I love you,” the voice whispered back.
GLENN BECK

Country Dark Hate Love People
I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn’t kill anybody!
GLENN BECK

Gun Surprise Weekend
I do not believe that Donald Trump is a member of the Alt- right.
GLENN BECK

Believe Members Trump
There are Marxists and there are people that are socialists. But the label of Marxist takes on a whole new meaning. Even socialist for a while took on a whole new meaning.
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Country Labels People
Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.
GLENN BECK

Come Remember Sunshine
America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.
GLENN BECK

Country Daddy Judging People
What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy?
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Competing Everyone Trophies

Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

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