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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

Glenn Beck

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.
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Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid – what was the name of that – what was the name of the film that they did? There it is – “Story of Stuff.”
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Kids Names Stupid
The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.
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History Hottest Years
I say on the air all time, “if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”
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Air Idiot Time
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
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Believe Conservatives Should Way
I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. “I hate you,” I said softly.”I love you,” the voice whispered back.
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Country Dark Hate Love People
For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you’ve broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let’s not make it four; thou shalt not kill.
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Broken Commandments Remembers
Question with boldness, hold to the truth, and speak without fear.
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Boldness Hold Speak Truth
Live the principles and the values. Almost nobody in America is living them. Learn the truth. Live the life of our founders. Be a decent, righteous, forthright honest man or woman.
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We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be “empathetic,” not blind.
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Blind Justice Want
I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It’s not going to be pretty.
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Country Knows People Struggle
Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.
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Flames Knees Night
I don’t belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.
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Feels Something Want
When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.
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Crossroads Everybody Knew Turned
Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn’t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.
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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.

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