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The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.
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People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.
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We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.
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What does it mean to be a conservative? I don’t even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I’ve done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It’s up to me to make it right.
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Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn’t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.
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If you don’t find a leader, perhaps it is because you were meant to lead.
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By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
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Not a chance. I don’t know what Sarah (Palen)’s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don’t think that I would be electable.
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Look, I’m Mormon, and most Christians don’t recognize me as a Christian.
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You’ve never met a more flawed guy than me.
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I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.
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You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
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I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.
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What’s amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for – special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything.
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I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: ‘If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?’
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