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No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

Glenn Beck

Look, I’m Mormon, and most Christians don’t recognize me as a Christian.
GLENN BECK

Christian Looks Most Recognize
Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America – and it’s shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America.
GLENN BECK

Country Four Morning People
Application of your faith will change your life
GLENN BECK

Application Changing Life
Good Old Socialism … Raping The Pocketbooks Of The Rich To Give To The Poor.
GLENN BECK

Giving Rich Socialism
When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.
GLENN BECK

Crossroads Everybody Knew Turned
Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
GLENN BECK

Fall Lunch Strength
People should be free, people should be unencumbered by regulation as much as possible, that big government always goes corrupt and the truth shall always set you free.
GLENN BECK

Government People Regulation
By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
GLENN BECK

Four Men Way
Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid – what was the name of that – what was the name of the film that they did? There it is – “Story of Stuff.”
GLENN BECK

Kids Names Stupid
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don’t want to step on any mines.
GLENN BECK

Mines Steps Tiptoes Want
What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.
GLENN BECK

Body Feelings Transformation
Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
GLENN BECK

Date Due Girl Wrecks
They [Democrats in Congress] believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You’re going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.
GLENN BECK

Believe May Warning
Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.
GLENN BECK

Flames Knees Night
The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.
GLENN BECK

History Hottest Years
Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
GLENN BECK

Government Names Party

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

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No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

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