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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training

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