Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINThere are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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