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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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