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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Is there another word for synonym?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough

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