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George Carlin Quote - Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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