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George Carlin Quote - Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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