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George Carlin Quote - Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Religion is just mind control.
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