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George Carlin Quote - Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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