If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNSHappiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
More George Burns Quotes
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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