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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble

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