The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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