My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWOnly in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
-
-
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW -
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW