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Frank Zappa

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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