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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

Frank Zappa

Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational

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