I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPAYou are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPABeauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPAInformation is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA