Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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