The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
-
-
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA -
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA -
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA -
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA -
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA -
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA -
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA -
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA -
To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA