Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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