Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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So many books, so little time.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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