Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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One and one is eleven.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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So many books, so little time.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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