A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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