Nothing succeeds like address.
FRAN LEBOWITZVery few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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