My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
EVELYN WAUGHNot everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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