I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
EVELYN WAUGHIt is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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