If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
EVELYN WAUGHAlmost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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