They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
EVELYN WAUGHI think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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