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I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

Emo Philips

When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I’d yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal… You have to let me in now.
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Children Deal Myself Snow Time
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Boxing Chess Computer Defeat Game Myself Sports Technology
Computers aren’t intelligent, they only think they are.
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Computer Intelligence Thinking
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there’s no tomorrow.
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Future Government Myself Weapon
People come up to me… concerned… that I’ll reproduce.
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Concern Myself People Reproduction
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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Freedom Medicine Money Myself Stand
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don’t even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.
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Crazy Expensive Need Relationship Treatment
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like.
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Friendship Myself Surgery
The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
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Drive People Silence Tough
I’m filthy stinking rich – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
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Bad Myself Rich Wealth
Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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Leather Morning Worth
My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn’t be home until a certain hour.
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Home Myself Parents Rule Strict
You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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Appreciation Life Praise School Woman Yourself
Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.
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Devil Murder Oneself Time Tough
All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.
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Earth Hate Live Nation Peace Prejudice Reality Reason Togetherness
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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Concept Gift God Myself Thinking

I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

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