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I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

Emo Philips

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.
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Earth Hate Live Nation Peace Prejudice Reality Reason Togetherness
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid…and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.
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Forever Myself Mystery Reminder
I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic… in morse code.
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Away Construction Day Myself Walk
One man’s pet-stained carpet is another man’s Twister game.
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Carpet Game Man Oneself
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, “I am a bulemic”.
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Alcohol Drink Myself Night
You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.
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Hate Imitation People Yourself
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
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Funny Lesson Money Myself Teaching Walk Wallet
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who’ve met me.
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Hate Meet Myself People
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers…damn anthropologists.
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Career Hypocrisy Myself Woman
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: ‘A truck!’
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Death Last Remember Word
Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.
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Devil Murder Oneself Time Tough
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
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Caress Head Myself Night Respond
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Family Finding Move Myself
My parents were very protective. I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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Excitement Myself Parents Protection Road Street
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn’t have sex quite so often.
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Mom Often Quite Sex Sister
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I’ve never been back to THAT newstand.
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Magazine Myself News Nude Stand

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