People come up to me… concerned… that I’ll reproduce.
EMO PHILIPSI used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they’re just as scared of me.
More Emo Philips Quotes
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I’m filthy stinking rich – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.
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I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.
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My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don’t even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.
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I don’t know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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You know what I hate? Indian givers… no, I take that back.
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Computers aren’t intelligent, they only think they are.
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I’ve always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there’s no tomorrow.
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