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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.

Ellen DeGeneres

I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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Comment Energy Want
We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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Emphasis Energy Happy Vibrant
It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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Cucumbers Juice Source Water
Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
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Feet Hurt Shoes
One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Patch Picture Rough
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Asparagus Funny Humor
I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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Lesbian People Vegetarian
Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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Being Comedian Teenage Yourself
It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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Fundamentals People Want
You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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Book Hard Women Work
Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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Another Bye Kind People
I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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Baby Cute Funny
The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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Brain Funny Hands Humor
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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Challenges Important True Yourself
Dan: ‘Ah, well, I hope this didn’t have anything to do with me.’ Ellen: ‘No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
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Batman Cat Well Woman
I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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Clicks Somebody Special Want

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