Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
ELLEN DEGENERESNo one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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We can sit and worry about what’s going to happen to us two weeks from now. I’d rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
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I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I was like, ‘Well no, everything’s not fine. There is stuff that’s sad.’ I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for what I have instead of focusing on what isn’t working. I no longer believe that people have to do things my way and that I have to be perfect.
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The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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