What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
ELLEN DEGENERESYou know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.
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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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