You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
ELLEN DEGENERESUsually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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Come on, if you don’t win tonight it doesn’t mean you’re not a good person, it just means you’re not a good actor.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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