I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I’ve started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I’ve written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
ELLEN DEGENERESProcrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn’t ringing. There wasn’t one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn’t work in Hollywood again.
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
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