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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

Ellen DeGeneres

It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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Fundamentals People Want
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
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Fear Inspirational Thinking
It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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Horrible Like Things
I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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Baby Cute Funny
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Asparagus Funny Humor
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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Funny Humor Inspirational
I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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Animal Home Pet Resentment
I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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Consider Entertainers Interviewer Much
This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for what I have instead of focusing on what isn’t working. I no longer believe that people have to do things my way and that I have to be perfect.
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Believe Grateful Real
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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Funny Party Streamers Wall
Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
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Eight Numbers Physical Zero
In the 80’s we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they’d have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
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Know Mean Pants Size
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they’re fine
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Gay Happiest Hurt Thinking
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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Bigs Differences Positive Stay
You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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Fashion Jeans Play
I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it’s perfect or not.
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Moving Perfect Worry

Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

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