“If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.”

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

The more one knows, the more one simplifies.

The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.

Men are only as great as they are kind.

Thoroughness characterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains. All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinite painstaking, even to the minutest detail.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

Happiness is a habit—cultivate it.

The reward of a good deed is in having done it.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you’ll make one.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

An ounce of performance is worth more than a pound of preachment.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Business is a fight, a continual struggle, just as life is.

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.

Many people fail in life, not for lack of ability or brains or even courage but simply because they have never organized their energies around a goal.

Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

Be the future what it may, our happiness in the present is far more complete if we live an upright life.

It is a happiness to wonder; it is a happiness to dream.

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness.

I am happy to be alive, as long as I can paint.

I sort of do what I say and say what I do which I’m happy with because it makes my life real easy.

Arrogance is truly the child of impiety, but from health of soul comes happiness, dear to all, much prayed for.

I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.

He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.