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EDDIE VAN HALENEverything comes to me while I’m sitting on the pot.
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Some people think a song without words isn’t a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he’ll kick your ass!
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I think Clapton is brilliant. He’s the only one who moved me. The only one who made me want to play the guitar.
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I’ve had a hip replacement, I’ve beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, ‘I’m done.’
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Everything comes to me while I’m sitting on the pot.
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If I can help a kid discover a liking, or even a passion for music in their life, then that’s a wonderful thing.
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I’m just a normal schmo like anyone else.
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I have selective hearing.
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I boil the strings so they stretch.
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Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me.
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Best believe that needle hurt you Best to see these true colors Than follow one of your false virtues A little secret to make you think: Why is the crazy stuff we never say, poetry in ink?
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I took classical piano lessons from the age of five.
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Cancer is like a cockroach. It just comes back stronger. I’m tearing apart the immune system of the cockroach and seeing how it ticks. I’ve opened up my own pathology center.
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I never dreamt of being a musician for my livelihood. I certainly never would have wanted to be in the business that I’m in, meaning the fame and the glory, the glitter, the rock star, the famous part.
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The stainless-steel frets were a major breakthrough, because of the amount of playing and bending that I do. I have to get my guitars refretted every couple of months.
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Holdsworth is so damned good that I can’t cop anything. I can’t understand what he’s doing. I’ve got to do this [does two-hand tapping], whereas he’ll do it with one hand.
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