Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.
E. B. WHITEGood deeds never go unpunished.
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The so-called science of poll-taking is not a science at all but mere necromancy. People are unpredictable by nature, and although you can take a nation’s pulse, you can’t be sure that the nation hasn’t just run up a flight of stairs.
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A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
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No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.
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We’re born, we live a little while, we die. A spider’s life can’t help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone’s life can stand a little of that.
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Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car, and started up the road that led toward the north…As he peeked ahead into the great land that stretched before him, the way seemed long. But the sky was bright, and he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction.
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All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.
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Be obscure clearly! Be wild of tongue in a way we can understand.
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The best writing is rewriting.
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In a man’s middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities.
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Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
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Geese are friends to no one, they bad mouth everybody and everything. But they are companionable once you get used to their ingratitude and false accusations.
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There is nothing harder to estimate than a writer’s time, nothing harder to keep track of. There are moments—moments of sustained creation—when his time is fairly valuable; and there are hours and hours when a writer’s time isn’t worth the paper he is not writing anything on.
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A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can’t get it by breeding for it, and you can’t buy it with money. It just happens along.
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The city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something.
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Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day.
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