The whole duty of a writer is to please and satisfy himself, and the true writer always plays to an audience of one.
E. B. WHITE“What’s miraculous about a spider’s web?” said Mrs. Arable. “I don’t see why you say a web is a miracle–it’s just a web.” “Ever try to spin one?” asked Mr. Dorian.
More E. B. White Quotes
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You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
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Mother: It’s broccoli, dear. — Child: I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it.
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Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.
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All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.
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When an American family becomes separated from its toothbrushes and combs and pajamas for a few hours it considers that it has had quite an adventure.
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Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society – things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed.
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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
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Good deeds never go unpunished.
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Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
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People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
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A despot doesn’t fear eloquent writers preaching freedom- he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.
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There’s no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.
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Writing is one way to go about thinking, and the practice and habit of writing not only drain the mind but supply it, too.
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All writing is communication; creative writing is communication through revelation-it is the Self-escaping into the open.
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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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