Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.
DR. SEUSSI am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I’m not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am – that’s a great thing to be!
More Dr. Seuss Quotes
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Got something new, maybe it’ll work before the end of the day if that’s ok.
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And you are the one who’ll decide where to go.
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Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
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I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind.
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I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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It is better to know how to learn than to know.
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Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.
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He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
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My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn’t make it up!
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I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.
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So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act.
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You have to be odd to be number one.
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