Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.
DR. SEUSSI have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
More Dr. Seuss Quotes
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Being crazy isn’t enough.
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Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
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Teeth are always in style.
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And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!
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The storm starts, when the drops start dropping When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.
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It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become.
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Congratulations! Today is your day!
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I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
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Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
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How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
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If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
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If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
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You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?
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You really can’t teach reading as a science. Love gets mixed up in it.
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Kid, you’ll move mountains.
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