Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERIt was written without fear and without research.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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