Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERIt was written without fear and without research.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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