There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKERIt was written without fear and without research.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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