Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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