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Diogenes Quote - I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

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He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about-I am looking for a human.
DIOGENES

Day Himself Human Lamp One Liner Philosophy
Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.
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Poverty Teaching Virtue
No man is hurt but by himself.
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Deep Himself Hurt Man One Liner
To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others.
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Criticize Deep Educate Yourself
If I gained one thing from philosophy is that at the very least, I am well prepared to confront any change in fortune.
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Change Confront Fortune Gain Least Myself Philosophy Prepare
Blushing is the color of virtue.
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Blush Color Virtue
He has the most who is most content with the least.
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Content Deep Himself Least One Liner Philosophy
When some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, “And I sentenced them to stay at home.
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Exile Himself Home People Perspective Stay
Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?
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Feel Hurt Philosophy
The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech.
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Beautiful Freedom Speech World
In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
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Face Home Man Place Rich Spit
Behold! I’ve brought you a man.
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Brought Man Yourself
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
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Different Head Mad Myself Perspective Yourself
To one who asked what was the proper time for lunch, he said, “If a rich man, when you will; if a poor man, when you can.”
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Deep Himself Lunch Man Poor Proper Rich Time Yourself
Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.
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Comfort Deep Education Old Ornament Poor Rich Sober Young
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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Banish Belly Easy Hunger Masturbate Rub

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