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Diogenes Quote - I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

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As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
DIOGENES

Enemy Friend Good Man Preserve Task
I am a citizen of the world.
DIOGENES

Citizen Myself World
In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
DIOGENES

Face Home Man Place Rich Spit
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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Banish Belly Easy Hunger Masturbate Rub
Blushing is the color of virtue.
DIOGENES

Blush Color Virtue
To one who asked what was the proper time for lunch, he said, “If a rich man, when you will; if a poor man, when you can.”
DIOGENES

Deep Himself Lunch Man Poor Proper Rich Time Yourself
We come into the world alone and we die alone.
DIOGENES

Alone Come Death World
We have two ears and one tongue so that we could listen more and talk less.
DIOGENES

Ear Listen Talk Tongue
You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.
DIOGENES

Blame Philosophy Teacher Yourself
The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
DIOGENES

Effect Fret Gall Good Honest Man Yourself
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
DIOGENES

Different Head Mad Myself Perspective Yourself
He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about-I am looking for a human.
DIOGENES

Day Himself Human Lamp One Liner Philosophy
Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?
DIOGENES

Feel Hurt Philosophy
The mob is the mother of tyrants.
DIOGENES

Mob Mother Tyrant
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
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Belong Drink Myself Wine
Behold! I’ve brought you a man.
DIOGENES

Brought Man Yourself

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