“The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound.”

Madonna wasn’t an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.

There’s more impact if you burn somebody with your eyes, look straight into him and let him know with a look.

Everybody’s talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?

My rookie year, I was very immature.

I don’t feel anything when I watch Shaquille O’Neal play. I don’t feel anything coming off him.

I’m calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, ‘Kim,’ to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.

Create havoc, create destruction.

I was confused as a kid. I was confused about my sexual identity.

Death has always had a prominent place in my mind. There are times when I think somebody might kill me.

If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.

If you have a problem with my answer that’s your problem, not my problem.

Don’t let what other people think decide who you are.

The Bulls talked to just about every person who ever met me.

It’s just like we do over here in America, right? It’s amazing that we have presidents over here do the same thing, right?

Sometimes I’m not even satisfied when I got 6 points and 22 rebounds, because I’m always looking to do more.

You can love me or you can hate me.

My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with ‘topics’ – race, white versus black – you’re not separating from the pack. You’re doing what everybody else is doing.

The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you’re above everybody else.

No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else’s draft.

There won’t be any hearsay. There won’t be any expert analysis from anybody else. It will be the real deal.

I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he’s talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.

I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.

Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.