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I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly.

David Walliams

All human life can be found in an airport.
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Airports Found Human Life
We’ve got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.
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Boys Dressing Transvestites Years
Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man.
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Feelings Love Men
I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins, and I think there’s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
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Names Thinking Unfortunate
It’s strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.
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Sadness Strange Way
I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly.
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Attention Different Want
I am a huge fan of ‘Doctor Who.’
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Doctors Fans Huge
There’s a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.
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Bars Magic Numbers
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
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Funny Things Thinking Trying
It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from ‘Little Britain’ on screen, it makes all the hard work worth it. It’s such fun watching those transformations.
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Character Fun Hard Work
TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.
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Confidence Internet Self Television
I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
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Length Thames Tired
I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.
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Helping Kids Others Want
My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.
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Fun Healthy Years
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don’t think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.
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People Thinking Writing
I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.
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Delightful Fans Happy Mets Very

I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly.

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I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly.

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