Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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