I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou got to be careful of the company you keep.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
DAVE CHAPPELLEFame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
DAVE CHAPPELLERemember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI got a lot of positive people around me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
DAVE CHAPPELLEComedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThere’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
DAVE CHAPPELLEConstantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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